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~ SAUSAGES ~

Let me lay down the scoop on the sausages we’re slingin’. These aren’t just any link, man. They’re handcrafted masterpieces by a local German master butcher who’s an absolute wizard with the meats. He selects locally-sourced, primo cuts, and then he selects locally-sourced, primo cuts, then waves his wand to create a symphony of taste! Our sausages will make you wanna hug a tree and thank the universe for the feast.

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Spanish Linguica

Our Spanish linguica sausage is a smoky, garlicky treat seasoned with a blend of spices that give it a unique mild heat. Olé!

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Jalapeno Cheddar

Our jalapeno cheddar sausage offers a zesty punch of heat. Paired with the creamy richness of melted cheddar, it’s a bold, mouth-watering combo.

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Cajun Sausage

Our cajun sausage is bursting with a blend of smoky paprika, garlic, and a kick of cayenne. It’s backyard bayou cooking at its best.

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Beer Bratwurst

Our beer bratwurst is given a good soak in artisanal brew, then blended with a secret mix of herbs and spices. It’s a mellow pleasure.

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Asian Linguica

Our Asian linguica is a hip, smoky delight, marinated with soy sauce, fish oil, and a splash of vinegar for that righteous umami kick.

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Vegan Sausage

Our vegan sausage is a blend of garlic, tomato, and bell peppers, all wrapped up in a meat-free vibe that’s as colorful as a sunset jam session.
Jalapeño Chedder

Zesty Avocado Love Link

$13.50
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Ragin’ Cajun Roll

$13.50
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Cajun
Latin American

Linguica Love Feast

$14.50
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Bohemian Pepper Bliss

$14.50
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Bohemian Pepper Bliss
hotdog sandwich

Get Naked

$12.50
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Yuca fries

Yuca Fries

$11.50
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~ SAUCES ~

At Psycho Sally’s, we’re servin’ up special sauces crafted from the freshest of the fresh. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, off-the-supermarket-shelf sauces. No, sir! Each one is a loving mix of fresh-picked produce and spices that’ll make your taste buds tingle like they’re livin’ in the Age of Aquarius. We’re talking a blast of flavor with every spoonful. It’s all about harmony in the culinary cosmos, peace on your palate, and love in every lick.
Avocado Sauce

Avocado Pepper Sauce

$1.00 - $7.00
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Picante Sauce

$1.00 - $7.00
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Picante Sauce
garlic aioli

Garlic Aioli Sauce

$1.00 - $7.00
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Chipotle Sauce

$1.00 - $7.00
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Chipotle Sauce

~ DRINKS ~

Oh, man, let me take you on a little trip down memory lane to the sunny vibes of Baja. So there I was, just me and the open road. The sun was baking, the cacti were swaying, and my soul was thirsty for some righteous refreshment. That’s when I stumbled upon this groovy little mercado. Inside, I found the most out-of-sight beverages, Mineragua Sparkling Water and Sangria Senorial. 

The Mineragua, with its bubbles, was like a fizzy high-five to my taste buds, pure and as refreshing as a dip in a cool ocean breeze. And the Sangria Senoria? Oh, it was like a fiesta in a bottle. I knew right then and there, these sips of bliss had to come back with me, to spread the love and the chill vibes to all my brothers and sisters in Seattle!
Mineragua

Mineragua Sparkling Water

$5.00
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Sangria Senorial

$6.00
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Sangria

~ DESSERTS ~

Whether you’re a fruit fanatic or a chocoholic, Psycho Sally’s dessert offerings have something special for every sweet tooth. 

First up, groove with our Mystical Mango Mousse Cake. This little slice of heaven features dreamy layers of soft vanilla cake alternated with creamy, light-as-air mango mousse, capturing the essence of a blissful day at the beach. It’s a true taste of paradise, man! 

And for our chocolate lovers, behold the Choco-Love Mousse Cake. We start with rich, moist chocolate cake layers, each more groovy than the last, then top them with a smooth and creamy chocolate mousse. Luxurious chocolate ganache is drizzled on top, glistening like the stars on a clear night.
Chocolate mousse desert

Choco Mousse Cake

$11.50
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Mango Mousse Cake

$11.50
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Mango Mousse Cake

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